-Too short notice. The angels of the Apocalypse are just beginning to polish their trumpets to make them sparkling, and their flaming swords are out of sacred fuel. And the grapes of wrath caught a grape fungus... in short, they want to see who wins the Mystic dance contest this millennium
- The Mayan prophecies have been read incorrectly. The world will end in the year 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000012. Don't hold your breath
-What-and miss the 2012 Oliympics?
-Benedict XVI won't be the last Pope. At the Vatican they're already plotting to make another one. And you can bet your ass he won't call himself Peter II.
- The end of the world has already come in 1982, only nobody noticed
- God wants to have Madoff serve his whole 150 years time. see you in 2162.
- The Mayan referred to the world their alien visitors came from, around Aldebaran
- Arabs, Chinese, Hebrews have different calendars. God will wait till globalization will make 2012 valid for all people in the world.
-Too many false alarms. No one will show up.

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